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Whatsapp Quotes status

Another list of Whatsapp Quotes status.
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40 Whatsapp Quotes status

1. Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Whatsapp account.
2. If my Last seen status doesn't change for two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
3. There are more important things in life than Whatsapp...like watching TV, and having a beer
4. That awkward moment when you die and life flashes before you and all you see is Whatsapp !
5. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
6. Life is Short, Chat Fast !
7. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
8. Without ME, it's just AWESO.
9. Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
10. I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.
11. Totally available ! Please disturb me !
12. I Have Over 1000 Channels, And Yet...There's Nothing On Tv !
13. If you don't care, stop talking about it
14. Never apologize for being you.
15. Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
16. Parachute for sale, used once, never opened !
17. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle ! He's dreaming too.
18. The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
19. Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens
20. People says impossible is nothing, I do nothing everyday
21. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
22. I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
23. I know i am something, Because god doesn't create garbage.
24. When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
25. I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.
26. If 'Plan A' didn't work. Don't worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.
27. Never explain yourself. Your friends dont need it and your enemies won’t believe it.
28. If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
29. Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
30. I am so poor that i can't pay attention in class.
31. I used to be an atheist, But then I realized I'm God.
32. People say, you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.
33. Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
34. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain
35. If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
36. I love my job only when I'm on vacation
37. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
38. If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.
39. Whatever it is, I didn't do it!
40. I am not perfect, I am original.